Monday, January 28, 2013

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name  is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get
 a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in
disbelief and asks his name.
 The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will
need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains
that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and
 disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and
says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who
 claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as

She holds up the tiny pink
elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back
at her and says,

"It's a knick-knack  Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

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