A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is PatriciaWhack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to geta $30,000 loan to take aholiday."
Patty looks at the frog indisbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name isKermit Jagger, his dad isMick Jagger, and that it'sokay, he knows the bankmanager.
Patty explains that he willneed to secure the loan withsome collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I havethis," and produces a tinyporcelain elephant, about aninch tall, bright pink andperfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explainsthat she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager andsays, "There's a frog calledKermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wantsto borrow $30,000, and hewants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pinkelephant. "I mean, what inthe world is this?"
The bank manager looks backat her and says,
"It's a knick-knack PattyWhack. Give the frog a loan,His old man's a RollingStone."