Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Dealing with the Burdens of Life

Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:


* Accept that some days you're the pigeon,
And some days you're the statue.

* Always keep your words soft and sweet,
Just in case you have to eat them.

* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be
recalled by their maker.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simp
ly to be kind to others.

* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
Because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

* Birthdays are go
od for you.
The more you have, the longer you live.

* You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person.

* We could lear
n a lot from crayons... Some are sharp,

some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names,

and all are different colours, but they all

have to live in the same box.

*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.


Have an awesome day


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Report Cards


Report Cards


How do I love thee? Let me count the ways ...

"One" - no sorry
"One" - oh no not that one
"One" - uh oh, my mistake
"One" - that isn't a way I love thee either
"One" - oh dear that is a hate
"One" - oops a false positive
"One" - who am I kidding, the count is ZERO!