10 Public Servants

10 public servants standing in a line,

1 of them was downsized and then there were 9....

9 public servants who must negotiate,

1 joined the union, then there were 8....

8 public servants thought they were in heaven,

'til 1 of them was redeployed, then there were 7....

7 public servants, their jobs as safe as bricks,

1 was reclassified, then there were 6....

6 public servants trying to survive,

1 of them was privatised and then there were 5.......

5 public servants hiding behind the 'golden door'

1 of them took redundnacy, then there were 4.....

4 public servants full of loyalty,

their jobs were all advertised - then there were 3!

3 public servants all 'under review',

1 left on secondment and then there were 2....

2 public servants coping on the run,

1 went on stress leave and then there was 1....

The last public servant agreed to relocate,

Replaced by 10 private consultants at twice the hourly rate!!!!